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Friday, 3 June 2016

Grown Up To Be

BREAK: Wow... I just realized that my blog already read by 11k people... Thank you very much!! I will keep updating the blog post even with some more random things maybe hehehe XD

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Sebenernya, ini post buat lucu-lucuan sih ya...

Tapi... Kadang gue agak takut juga buka kelakuan aneh ortu gue di blog... Tapi untuk post kali ini, kayaknya kalo gak dibuka gak bakalan jadi lucu postnya...

Ada yang pernah baca buku Kambing Jantan punyanya Raditya Dika?

Di salah satu babnya (gue lupa bab mana), dia pernah cerita kalo bokapnya itu terobsesi sama celana dalam... Yah lucu sih, buat yang baca... Cuma buat dianya, ya itu nightmare... Dan di bab itu dia sebegitu takutnya jika dia besar nanti, dia akan menjadi seperti bapaknya yang punya fetish ke celana dalam...

Actually... It's not just him...

Gue dan cowo gue juga punya suatu hal yang paling kita takutkan ketika kita jadi orang tua nantinya (atau dalam kasus gue, ketika gue udah gede, karena gue baru 21), yaitu kita bakalan jadi kayak orang tua kita...

Cowo gue banyak dibilang mirip sama bokapnya... Dan bokapnya itu punya hobi marah-marah di depan TV kalo lagi nonton berita, nonton film, dll... Jadi teriakan-teriakan setiap malam di rumahnya itu biasanya bersumber dari bapaknya yang marah-marah ngeliat jagoan di TV kok gak kalah-kalah, kok cupu banget, dan komentar lainnya kalo dia lagi nonton berita... Cowo gue sangat concern kalo dia grown up, dia akan jadi bapaknya nanti...

The same goes with me...

Nyokap gue punya hobi nawar barang... And nawarnya kadang gak kira-kira... Dia bahkan pernah berusaha untuk nawar tiket masuk Ancol yang nyatanya cuma 20k...

*facepalm*

Gak cuma itu... Pertanyaan pertama kalo kita lagi makan di sebuah restoran di mall atau dimanapun itu adalah, "Mbak/Mas, kartu kredit yang diskon di sini apa ya?" . Gak gitu, pls... Dan sama kayak cowo gue, gue takut kalo gue grown up nanti, gue akan jadi kayak dia yang nawar kadang gak pada tempatnya... I know, we are Chinese and nawar barang dengan harga sadis itu udah kayak ada dalam genetiknya orang Chinese, tapi gak gitu juga kali...

Buah emang jatuh gak jauh dari pohonnya... Tapi... Gak semuanya juga nurun ke anak, dan saya berharap, nawar barang dengan sadis (dan cowo gue berharap, marah-marah di depan TV) gak nurun juga ke kami...

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INTERMEZZO:

Jadi gue abis buka FB, ngescroll random gitu terus nemu fotonya si Masbro.. Iya, Masbro yang itu...

Reaksi dalam hatinya sih: "Dude, he's changed a lot ya..."
Reaksi yang keluar: "Gendut banget!! Haha..."

I'm sorry, really... It's just lost somewhere when i see your picture, LOL...

Kadang emang orang lebih jujur lewat kata-kata dibandingkan lewat pikiran... Terlalu jujur malah...



Tuesday, 24 May 2016

"Bring Me To Psychriatrist..."

I just had a bad dream... Really bad dream... And it's just ended a few minutes ago...

The dream was like my inner demon is ready to take over my body... And that inner demon are... My depression and suicidal behavior...

I don't know the beginning of my dream, but it keep getting worst... Everyone was like bullied me because of something i do that doesn't right, right now... Everyone, my college friends, my classmate, my teacher, everyone technically was bullied me... And i don't even can give them any reason, so i keep running away from them...

I just remember one thing that 2  of my classmate in school year (Maria and Timmy) escort me to some room, i was crying that time. Timmy left me after escorting me, but Maria was sitting on the bed and trying to make me calm, but what i said only...

"Bring me to Psychiatrist..."

I really shaken and feared that everyone hated me, and i don't know why somehow that room was ambushed by large number of student that shouting to me...

At that time, i running again, crying and weeping, this time only to see that all people already gathering on that place that were ready to attack me... Then, i lying on the fence, ready to jump to the ground from 3rd floor (yes, the building was like a hotel) until i heard somebody shout "Let her killed herself, so we won't get penalized for her!!"

That time, everyone was keep telling i'm crazy and etc...

The last time, i running again and then i woke up...

Woke up and suddenly my tears burst out, i'm crying...
I feel empty and overwhelmed by the dream, i was thinking "God, why that happen to me?"

"I really need to see psychiatrist, now..."

Wednesday, 27 April 2016

The Pink Princess (Graduation Post for Sofia Meifaliani)

Hari ini, 27 April 2016 jadi hari terakhir oshi kedua saya, Sofia Meifaliani menjadi seorang member JKT48...

Setelah kemarin tanggal 3 ditinggal sama Elaine, sekarang saya ditinggal oshi lagi... Selang 3 mingguan berarti ya... Padahal pengumumannya barengan, graduatenya ternyata Elaine duluan huhuhu...

Selama ngidol, saya cuma nonton perform teater 3 kali, Tim Merah pas Desember 2015, Tim T pas show terakhir Elaine di tim T akhir Juli dan perform pertama Elaine sama Sofia di tim J pas awal Agustus... 
Dan dari sejak perform tim Merah entah kenapa klik banget pengen nambah oshi... Akhirnya terpilihlah Sofia dari sekian belas orang di sana selain Elaine... Pas belakangan baru tau ternyata mereka deket banget di JKT Gen 3, makanya hati ini sakit pas denger mereka berdua umumin grad barengan...

Hei Princess... 
Keep tilt your head...
Keep dreaming high...
Keep looking forward...
And keep your fighting spirit high...

Success on your study...
Like i ever said before, also to Elaine...
"If our path crossed, we will meet again someday"

Safe journey and thank you for painting our day :)

Happy Graduation day, Pink Princess...


Sunday, 3 April 2016

Yang Pertama Akan Selalu Jadi Yang Pertama (Graduation Post For Elaine Hartanto)

Hari ini tanggal 3 April 2016...

Sebenernya ini hari yang indah sih, hari Minggu dan hari ini adalah hari ulang tahun oshi pertama gue di JKT48, Elaine Hartanto...

Tapi...

Since she decided to announce her graduation along with my second oshi, Sofia Meifaliani on 12 March 2016, today will be her graduation show along with her birthday celebration...

Cerita dulu sedikit...

Sebelumnya gue gak terlalu suka JKT48 karena menurut gue mereka gak sebagus AKB atau sister-sisternya di Jepang sana... Tapi audisi gen 3 dan finalisnya membuat gue menarik kata-kata gue. Terutama ketika ngelihat Elaine (waktu itu kalo gak salah lagi event 17 Agustus di Museum Satria Mandala... No, saya gak dateng langsung waktu itu) dan langsung kepincut sama cewe rambut twin tail imut-imut yang padahal umur aslinya cuma beda setahun ==a

Udah, dari situ langsung ngejadiin oshi pertama dan berharap waktu itu ini anak bakalan jadi star di JKT48...

Pas itu Elaine emang kelihatan punya fanbase yang kuat, menang di Pajama Drive Revival, menang di Sousenkyo Kalender, bahkan masih sempet jadi Center Undergirl pas Sounsekyo 2015 (walaupun sempet lemes begitu denger pengumuman cuma sampe posisi 17 dan gagal masuk senbatsu mengikuti pasangannya XD), tapi kemudian terbayar pas tau dia jadi senbatsu di dua single berikutnya...

Dan... 12 Maret 2016, Elaine dan Sofia yang juga oshi saya (maaf ya Len...) mengumumkan buat graduate... Hari itu, gue lagi sibuk ngurusin shelter di Fallout dan sibuk ngurusin pindahan kosan jadi gak sempet buka Twitter. Begitu buka Twitter dan liat hashtagnya mereka berdua, damn... Feelnya pengen nangis tapi gak bisa, kosong aja rasanya... Ini toh rasanya oshi grad...

Sekarang, Elaine sudah melaksanakan show terakhirnya sebagai member JKT48 dan graduate dengan "terhormat"... Gue bangga ngejadiin dia oshi karena dia menjadi pematah tradisi selama ini dimana hampir selama beberapa tahun ini pengumuman member graduate hanya disampaikan via Official Web dan tidak dirayakan di teater (terakhir Nobi mendapat treatment graduate "kurang baik" dari Official JOT menurut gue). Dia menjadi member pertama yan graduationnya dirayakan di teater setelah era Stella dulu.

Elaine Hartanto, sang alien bebek dari Neptunus...
Setiap perjumpaan pasti akan ada perpisahan...
Terima kasih atas hiburannya dan terima kasih sudah menjadi idol yang baik...
Semoga impian kamu di luar sana tercapai...
Jika memang takdir mengijinkan, kita akan bertemu lagi suatu hari nanti jika jalan kita saling bersilangan...
Sampaikan salamku pada kawan-kawanmu di Neptunus...

Sampai jumpa... You will always be my first oshi... Yang kedua, ketiga, keempat dan seterusnya boleh jadi yang terakhir... Tapi kamu, akan selalu jadi oshi pertamaku...

Safe flight to Neptune, my little duck... Salam kwek kwek untuk terakhir kalinya...





Friday, 1 April 2016

Mobage April Fools 2016 Compilation

It's April 1st!!! What's the meaning then?

It's April Fools Day!!!

We already know that Japan also celebrating this day by giving us some new that makes us thinking then laughing when realize that new was fake...

Today, i will give you list about some Mobage April Fools (not all of them, only some which i played it)

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Love Live! School Idol Festival

JP Version:
Nothing special on opening screen, but the main feature was on main screen and also on first live when you opening the game. Sometimes an alpaca (yes, the brown one and the white one... Also they already bore their child) will replace your waifu from main screen. 

The last feature a little bit annoying. An Alpaca sound will replace tambourine sound (sound when you press note on Live screen) when you're playing Live Show. Don't worry, it's only last for one live show then change to normal sound after that, but it's still annoying sound...



EN Version:
En Version consist of last year April fools from LLSIF JP, which change you waifu permanently with Alpaca for entire day

Fate / Grand Order

You know about Guda-Guda Order that also made by Type-Moon? If you don't know, it's looks like absolutely like this:


And today our servant also look like that... Here's complete collection of their Guda-Guda Order Avatar...




They also updating a little joke on their Twitter account about this April Fools and also Fou "Connecting" profile picture
Connecting...

Ensemble Stars

Remember their teacher? Yes, their teacher will be on our opening screen today in game and one of them will accompany you on main screen, replacing you husbando... And today opening screen will change the game's title to Ensemble Stardust


Aikatsu! Photo on Stage

Aikatsu having their character genderbend to male, and also a line in opening screen is different than usual...


Idolm@ster Cinderella Stage

Their Producer become one of character today XD

Battle Girl High School

New Event to play that requires you to put your 3D glasses for watching the girls and also a new event means more gems for player as usual...


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I think that's all... I don't play too many games and i also don't open many games today so i don't know any either games that having April Fools trap. Some games like Tales of Asteria also don't have any April Fools events...

And by the way, this is my last post... I will retired from writing blog after this post... Thank you for your attention and also your support for all this time...
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You've been fooled XD

Thursday, 31 March 2016

Letter for μ's (Myuzu)

Even i know my English was not really good and i can't speak Japanese, but i want to give some appreciation post (or a letter) for them...

I know μ's from game named LLSIF, maybe all of you that liked this group already know about this game (i also already posted about it once when i rolled 1 UR and 5 SRs from the gacha). I played this game in English version first then moved to Japanese version... From that game, i finally knew about them.

Then i start to watch their anime and their concert, i love many songs from them. My favourite songs were Takaramonozu (LLSIF Official Collaboration Song), Yume no Tobira, Angelic Angel, Saigo no Page Ni Wa, Korekara and lastly Sayonara e Sayonara from their last single. It's not all, i also have favorite songs from their unit song (Mostly BiBi which consist of Maki, Nico and Eli (my waifu XD))

Yap, you hear it right... My waifu is Eli, but actually i do like Nozomi, Umi and Maki. My least favorite one is Nico (i don't really like chatty girl).

So, since today and tomorrow will be their last One Man Act concerts, i want say something to them...

どうもありがとうございました!!
THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!
TERIMA KASIH BANYAK!!

Thanks for all memories that you gave to us for this 8 years!! We will miss your single after this... All of you taught us how to be brave and believe to our dreams so our dreams can be true...

Now, let's us enjoy your last performance...

μ's!! ミュージックスタート!!

Tuesday, 29 March 2016

Sekedar Coretan Part 10

Selamat subuh...

Entah kenapa pengen nulis tapi entah apa yang mau ditulis disini. Kepalanya isinya kosong dan bener-bener gak bisa mikir apa-apa tapi jujur gak bisa tidur. Dan untuk orang-orang yang lumayan kenal saya lama pasti tahu kalau saya gak tidur itu cuma karena 3 hal biasanya: Kalau gak nonton video youtube (biasanya nonton Gema Show Indo atau Tara Arts Indonesia (ya ketawa sentolop aja nontonnya padahal mah isi videonya hampir 70% udah hapal, terutama Dota 2 sama GTA V nya) atau dengerin lagu-lagu, entah itu lagu anime atau barat), nulis blog gak jelas atau nulis cerita yang juga gak jelas, ya ngescroll timeline... Dan trust me, kadang pembicaraan lucu atau sesuatu yang kocak di timeline Twitter atau Facebook itu bisa kita temukan bahkan di jam 4 pagi...

Gue pernah nemu postingan temen gue yang team bola favoritnya baru kalah (itu loh yang jersey biru-biru dari London) trus dibully-bully sama temennya, padahal biasanya dia yang ngebully-bully orang di timeline Facebooknya dia (biasa lah, fans bola...). Dan lucunya, dia yang biasanya berkobar-kobar malah jadi melempem malem itu...

Noh kan, kepala kosong tapi tau-tau udah ada tulisan aja... Itulah hebatnya gue... Hal yang sampah pun gue jadiin tulisan di sini...

Btw, gue seneng kemaren dari sebuah pembicaraan panjang sama cowo gue, akhirnya gue nemu sesuatu yang biasa gue jadikan sebuah ide yang cukup bagus buat diwujudkan walaupun gue tau bakalan berat banget... Dan gue harap jika terkabul atau jika beneran dibuat nantinya, hal ini bisa jadi pemersatu buat para gamers arcade yang bisa main di arcade centre sendirian... Kata kuncinya cuma," Karena main sendirian itu gak enak". I guess i will use that for my tagline XD

Idenya soal apa? Yah simple, tapi gak mau bocorin haha... Berhubung jenisnya yang spesifik dan belom ada yang ngembangin, jadi agak males nyeritain sekarang... But seriously, gue takut ide ini dianggap lucu sama dosen gue berhubung ya, mereka tahu gue kayak apa belakangan ini...

Semoga gak bener kejadian deh... Karena gue juga pengen mendekatkan setiap orang yang ragu masuk ke dalam suatu komunitas untuk sekedar main bareng atau diskusi bareng mereka... :)

And mostly, mereka bisa dapet temen baru dari ide itu...

Saturday, 26 March 2016

Sekedar Coretan Part 9

Hello, we meet again... Maaf udah ngilang hampir 2 bulan... Alasannya? Banyak... Gak perlu lah dijelasin satu-satu...

Jadi awal bulan Maret kemaren, kamar yang gue tempatin di rumah sepupu gue di Bali ada kerusakan jadi gue harus nyari kos-kosan dan here I am... Di sebuah kos-kosan di daerah Jimbaran... Tenang aja, enak kok di sini walopun gue harus nahan laper karena belom ada kompor terutama di jam begini pagi... ==a

Sisanya? Yah masih seperti biasa hehe... Banyak sih yang gak bisa diceritakan, maaf ya... Biarkan saya menyimpan beberapa persoalan secara pribadi dalam hati saja. Lagian gak etis kali masalah pribadi diceritain terus di blog kekekeke... Kan udah janji mau jadi writer yang lebih serius dan lebih bermanfaat...

Selain itu juga masih sedih setelah 2 oshi saya memutuskan untuk grad dari JKT48... Yah taulah siapa oshi saya ==a

Btw, Fate Grand Order udah nongolin TVCM baru untuk order America dan saya mati... Waifu dan Husbando saya nongol barengan di sana, huh... Untung Ozy gak barengan nongolnya sama Flo dan Karna dan untungnya dah ada Karna di tim...

Oke, segini dulu hahaha... Nanti nulis lagi deh...

Oh ya, Happy Good Friday, guys...

And also Happy Easter...

See you :)

Friday, 29 January 2016

Sekedar Coretan Part 8: 10k Readers!!!

Hello, post sore ini bertujuan untuk mengatakan sesuatu pada kalian, fellas!!

Thank you for 10k readers!!!

Walopun butuh waktu 7 tahun (yep, you read it right) untuk mencapai 10k readers, tapi buat saya gak masalah karena saya menikmati kegiatan ini dan saya berjanji ke depannya akan jadi blogger yang gak hanya random tapi memberikan informasi yang baik buat kalian

Thanks a lot for everyone who read this "random" thingy blog!! Hope you can enjoy all my post, will keep updating the blog with something useful hehe...

THANK YOU!!!!

*Bow down*

7 years and not gonna stop...

- Hikari Kazama // Reinscape -

Wednesday, 27 January 2016

EVO 2016 Lineup (And A Little Surprise)

So, i will write this post in English since i'm gonna talking about Evolution 2016 line up that already announced this morning on my time zone (it's 19.00 PST, i think it's 9.00 or 10.00 in the morning in my time zone). I'm sorry if my English was not good enough, hehe...

Here it is your games for EVO 2016...

1. Street Fighter V
2. Super Smash Bros Melee
3. Super Smash Bros for Wii U
4. Guilty Gear Revelator
5. Mortal Kombat X
6. Pokken (Hey, new game!)
7. Killer Instinct

I thought at first they will stopped at seven when they then announced that Marvel will be played again in main event (yeah, of course... People will burn, kill and slay them so bad if Marvel was not the part of main event in EVO 2016)

8. Marvel VS Capcom 3

Is it stopped? Firstly, i think that too, but then Markman showed up on studio and told Mr. Wizard that he need Tekken 7 FR included in the list. He later challenged Mr. Wizard on Tekken 7 game, said that if he (Markman) win the game, Mr. Wizard will include Tekken 7 FR to the main event list. Mr. Wizard was just like, "I don't have any character to play in this game!! (He use Nina, FYI),". Markman was like, "I don't care, i will use King and beat you so Tekken will in the main event," . When I watch that, i was laughing really hard. I mean, how you can play the game, juggling and doing combos while talking (i know everything was scripted, but it's fun to see how they playing the game). Finally, Mr. Wizard was losing the game and he complained that his character was not in the game, make Markman take his cellphone, saying that there are something that Mr. Wizard have to know from Harada. The message was, "Joey (i don't know is this right name or not, i think it's MR. Wizard's real name?), you are free now. I have something for you in the game. Press the button, square, square, triangle,"

You know what happen next when Markman actually does that?

This...



OMG...

OH. MY. GOD.

She's comeback, i don't know what to say when watched it. I was like ," OMG HARADAAAA," all the time until the trailer ended.

Yap, you watched it right...

Nina Williams make her comeback as second character revealed for Tekken 7 Fated Retribution...

And that makes the full list games of the main events as Tekken 7 Fated Retribution joined as the 9th games in EVO 2016

How is it fellas? Like the line up? I know maybe some of you still asking why there are no Ultra (SF IV Ultra) in the list or why there are two Smash Bros, but the list already announced..

Btw, i heard so many veteran players will playing for Tekken 7 and Pokken at this event, really can't wait for them (Justin Wong already said he want to use Akuma in Tekken 7 FR as we know that Akuma already announced late December last year. Sonic Fox (MK X player and also Champion of MK X EVO 2015) said that he want to compete on Pokken and possibly Tekken 7 FR), so i think it will be very interesting to see many players going to try out both games...

Well, that's it for now, i hope you enjoy my post...



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